Oh so hot.

No- its not me, its ****ing weather. Wtf its 33 degrees today. And my stupid body sucks, when I turn on the air con, my nose gets blocked and blocked sucks more than feeling hot.. Its 2 am now and still 33 degrees! Ahhh I'm like freaking hot now lol and I like some stratified layers of rock or something. Sweat, air con, off, sweat new layer, cycle continues LOL.

Ok dude that's too much info lolol. Econs sucks ttm, I have completely no idea how I am going to do in the exams. Man why didn't I take some easily pwnable subject like geog haha. At least des finds it hard too, but when she says that she will get A in the end LOL.

Ok, since its exam time and everyone is stressed, I'll write some jokes!

A boy asked the musuem owner how old the dino bones were.
"351 years, 3 months and 1 day old" the musuem owner said
"Wow science can date it back so accurately?"
"No, the sign accompanying the bones said it was 350 million years old when I started working here... And that was 1 year, 3months and 1 day ago"


A mobster found out his deaf underling had stolen his money. He got an an intepreter and confronted the deaf guy.
"Tell him where the money is or he'll blow your brains"using sign language
"Ok I give up! I buried it under the tree at my home!"
The intepreter then turned to the mobster and told him "he said you are a coward and wouldn't dare to pull the trigger."


A chicken cutlet walked into a bar.
"Sorry we don't serve food"said the bartender


LOL ok that's enough. I dunno what's up with me today, I feel so dead. Where my usual humour zzz. Must be the weather. Time to sleep. btw I recently have a new pastime when I'm bored, I take my sister 5 megapix cam phone and start zi pai-ing. Lol! Epic fail zi lian. My hairs not that bad actually! Ok enough go and sleep. Bye.