OMG DES

I just came up with a brilliant rendition of Boom Boom Pow! Pertaining to our favourite Ris LOL. Here we go!

Fergie's verse

I've got that BOOMZ BOOMZ POWZ
English speak I dunno HOW
When I'm feeling so NAWTHY
Wear clothes that shout out MIII
The year's two thousand and eight
I like anything RAD
I've got that bi-po-lar, want to steal cre-dit cards!

GOTTA GET THAT BOOMZ BOOMZ BOOM
(Repeat all the way)

LOL its INGENIUS RIGHT? Every line make sense and I made it rhyme too! Excrpt the nawthy and mii, I need to tell the story after all. Rad supposed to rhyme with eight lol can la.
Anw the "the years two thousand and eight" supposed to show her fail blurness(reminds me of a certain someone :p) and the last part "goota get that boom boom boom" is cuz the bipolar acted up and she wants to start stealing, so she starts repeating gotta get that boom boom LOL. SMART RIGHT. I'm sure ure laughing like hell! I thought up of this in the bus home today cuz nth better to do LOL. The best thing is that I retold the whole saga in like a few lines of lyrics, and it actually into the beat of the song! Try singing it LOL. Woot we have a new song to sing along to!

Anw, promos are zooming by, how sad. LOL. Eh corliss, if you still read this blog, rmb to gunbound after promos arh! If you can even install that is LOL. Then I can pwn you LOL. Shall name my new character corisnoob! Sounds catchy too!

And I almost gave up on operation ACTPRO, but there's hope now! LOL des will we ever tell her. We must! It might be dam freaky though HAHA. ACTPRO's dual meaning seriously fits the situation haha, another ingenious idea of mine!

Pam LOL we shd like, go stand in the rain one day, just for fun. I know that lang gao yus got no shelter from rain usually but I'll just accompany you HAHA. You really like water a lot don't you(drain,rain,swimming pool). Ok I know what to get for your birthday. Like a truck full of mineral water/drain water or something. Or just dunk you in the koi pond or drain :)

Erm ok what else. Its 230 am now and dam hot again. Ok enough blogging time to continue with maths. I'll end off with another joke!

A woman went to a slimming doctor. "What was the heaviest you ever weighed?"
"80 kg"
"The lightest?"
" Huh? 2.5 kg..."

LOL hope you got the joke, some with lesser intellect may not be able to comphrehend the complexity of the cynacism that the omnipotent being has determined to entrench within his speech that defies all senses of the logical mind. Whew ok. In other words, you might not get it.

Bye! Boom boom boommmzzz

Whoo. I think I'm going crazy.

I was mugging chem at 2am when suddenly there was like this super huge downpour outside my house. So I went out and it was so awesome, the feel of cool wind blowing you in this freaking hot weather. Then I kinda lost it and went and stood in the rain LOL.

It was kinda fun/cool, I haven't done that since I was like, 3 or whatever. Then I kinda climbed out of my gate(cuz it was locked and I was lazy to open it), in the heavy downpour! Then I like, walked down the road a little in the middle of late night in the rain O.o if any of my neighbours saw a figure walking down the road in the middle of the night in the rain LOL it would be dam scary.

Ok I know it sounds kinda weird and creepy but I assure you that its dam nice lol! Apart from the fact that I have a blocked nose now, it was just good fun and really enjoyable. Takes the stress away!

Ok I admit it I'm crazy.


Anw! Today I had a really lol sms sent to desiree! Shall post it here.

Des:eh there are some pebbles here at the catus garden! Should I take them? Is it stealing?

Me:YES IT IS STEALING. Stealing is wrong and thy shall be punished! For god is OMNIPRESENT!
ya ok just take it

Ok it doesn't sound that funny now but it was freaking funny at that time and des said she giggled(wtf) when she was reading it lolol. Everyone let's imitate des wheezing-giggling sound! Germ u can do it HAHA.

Anww, why isn't there anyone tagging anymore xcept des. Cmon man I need to FEEL THE LOVE. Tag! Haha. Ok. Its like 4 am and I should like, sleep. Like, now.

And I dunno why I am so addicted to this now but here goes

BOOMz!

Oh so hot.

No- its not me, its ****ing weather. Wtf its 33 degrees today. And my stupid body sucks, when I turn on the air con, my nose gets blocked and blocked sucks more than feeling hot.. Its 2 am now and still 33 degrees! Ahhh I'm like freaking hot now lol and I like some stratified layers of rock or something. Sweat, air con, off, sweat new layer, cycle continues LOL.

Ok dude that's too much info lolol. Econs sucks ttm, I have completely no idea how I am going to do in the exams. Man why didn't I take some easily pwnable subject like geog haha. At least des finds it hard too, but when she says that she will get A in the end LOL.

Ok, since its exam time and everyone is stressed, I'll write some jokes!

A boy asked the musuem owner how old the dino bones were.
"351 years, 3 months and 1 day old" the musuem owner said
"Wow science can date it back so accurately?"
"No, the sign accompanying the bones said it was 350 million years old when I started working here... And that was 1 year, 3months and 1 day ago"


A mobster found out his deaf underling had stolen his money. He got an an intepreter and confronted the deaf guy.
"Tell him where the money is or he'll blow your brains"using sign language
"Ok I give up! I buried it under the tree at my home!"
The intepreter then turned to the mobster and told him "he said you are a coward and wouldn't dare to pull the trigger."


A chicken cutlet walked into a bar.
"Sorry we don't serve food"said the bartender


LOL ok that's enough. I dunno what's up with me today, I feel so dead. Where my usual humour zzz. Must be the weather. Time to sleep. btw I recently have a new pastime when I'm bored, I take my sister 5 megapix cam phone and start zi pai-ing. Lol! Epic fail zi lian. My hairs not that bad actually! Ok enough go and sleep. Bye.

Hello world! Posting for the 3rd day in a row! wow I must be really bored from mugging zzz. Anws, just a quick post on my newest favourite song haha.



Its a korean song! Lol. Anyway, I love this song because of course the music, the lyrics, and the video haha! My favourite part is the beginning where that weird girl is jumping up and down and the guy is eating the banana LOL. Rewind-ing ftw. The video is kinda cool in that sense, quite interesting to watch the story get told backwards. And its cool when they throw something and they look as if they are catching it cuz its backwards lol (the chair + ball). Ok I'm so going to make a similar kind of video after promos. I'll go eat a banana or something and make it look as though as I'm reattaching the banana LOL!

I've been listening to this song for awhile now since my sister kept playing her list of stupid kroean songs, and I never realised what the lyrics meant until yesterday. Then I was like LOL, hey I went through this before. EVEN PARTS OF MY EMO POEMS ARE IN THERE, and I didnt even understand the song before. Ok not word for word but the essence is. Like Epik Wow. Ok fail joke. LOL. My sister said I looked abit like the main guy who was eating the banana, lol coincidence much? Wait till my hair grows and I'll look more like him HAHA. If only time could reverse just like the video :)

Ok dude. Time to log off. EVERYONES PONNING SCHOOL SO I SHALL TOO. tata

Wow, I'm posting alot recently. Ok Quick post, quick post, then back to the mugging table.

Dont worry, I've accepted your reason of being the most epic blur queen of the 21th century, and I believe that after seeing your usual behaviour. I might not totally understand, but I am mostly ok. Today was another very blur action too! Haha epic blur. But I just need to factor in the blurness and then everything would like, make sense, LOL.

Now on to despo, LOL YES YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TOLD ME. Now I will purposely kachiow you about it!!! HAHA! Too bad she's already taken or else I can gang up to fake you HAHA. Operation ACTP(try guessing the meaning LOL). I wont tell dont worry. But I will purposely act AHAHA. Dunno why but i just feel like aggravating you:)

Erm ok, what else to blog about. Oh yes, I cut my hair yesterday. BAH I hate that freaking hairdresser. It was some auntie that look like those kinda fierce scold hokkien vulguarties kind(and it a salon, supposed to be better quality haircut de). To make the ensuing conversation comprehensible, I shall just summarise it in english(instead of the long string of broken chinese sentences with wrong sounds LOL). So ya she didnt want to cut layer for me cuz she insisted that sch dont allow it and that i will come back to ask for recut or some shit, so i cut normal slope, and she even wanted to cut my freaking fringe cuz she say its too long for sch. Wtf man i pay you to cut my hair just do it and quit yakking. I think she thought i was some sec sch beng or something LOL.
There goes my nice hair AHHH. I really thought my previous hair was really good lor. You might not believe it, but I recieved more attention more a few girls during that period(LOL not telling, des!)

OK ENOUGH BACK TO MUGGING. AND PAM, GO SWIM IN THE SIDEBAR>>>
YOU IN SWIMMING CCA RIGHT I'M SURE YOU PREFER MY SIDEBAR OVER THE DRAIN! GO! DO NOT!(argue)! LOL. you can now go and repeat (lang gao yu) to yourself due to your limited vocab. LOL. Pun(?) INTENDED DES :))))

EDIT EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
"My stomach feels empty, Damn hungry!"
"Ok come I dissect you"
"I think I have a premarital baby!"
"OK COME I DISSECT YOU HAHAHA"
"Walau my muscles are aching dam painful"
"OK I DISSECT YOU LOL"

LIMITED VOCAB/IDEAS PAM. FAIL LOL. I know u wanna be doctor, BUT STILL! DO NOT!

LOL, ok, so everything I believed in wasnt even there... Hmm ok 2 words, EPIC BLUR. LOL. I'm sure its not because I'm a greenhorn, rather its the incomprehensible blurness. Wait, does that mean I'm still stuck at level 1. LOL well that sucks :P

Hey the last post i made was supposed to be like, the last post on this. Dumb shit stop posting. Anyway, I just watched UP on DVD(lol woots so fast) and man I actually almost cried/teared over a freaking cartoon in the first 5-10 mins! But lol the noobish fat boy and not-so-ugly-after-all girl romance is seriously damn heartwarming. I'll try to find the first 10 mins or make that short clip and post it on my blog, like manybe after promos lol. If only. LOL.

I'm happy today, cuz it rained and for the 1st time in a few goddamed weeks I can mug without coming out covered in sweat. Like whoo! Plus, for once I finally like my hair which looks semi-decent, but my mum keeps nagging me to cut it cuz she says its very thick and long, (whereas silingzawr said "this called long meh" LOL) so I gotta lose it before the promos starts anw. NOOOO. Cant I keep my hair to go out and not waste its prime on some stupid promo. Darn you! lol.

And, I seriously have no time to mug, like full bio syllabus in 2 or 3 weekdays isnt enough I'm sure. 1 subject down, 3 more to go in less than a week. WOW. I need to start doing all the TYS like now. Here I come 10-hours-mugging-to-7am streak. Stop blogging and start mugging. chop chop. Bye world! AND AFTER PROMOS, LETS PARTY!!!

Hello, I havent been blogging for awhile.

I've kinda gotten over it, so I'll just vent out all the stupid bottled up crap inside of me so that I can like, leave it behind.

ok, where to start.

Yes I'm disappointed, I never thought you were that kind of a person. Dont say there was nothing, I did not infer, you laid it out, you were explicit. I embraced it, committed myself to it. You didnt. Its not okay to lead someone on, then have a change of heart. It wasnt official, but the things that were said wasnt merely platonic.

OK so some guy held her and that was it. SO WHAT, GROW UP KENNETH.

YES OK, I HAVE. Normal to fail the very first one, ok so quest failed, whoohoo, gained experience points, level up(lol des). Lesson learnt, moved on. Pain and Sorrow and Hatred and Sympathy and Empathy and Regret form a mesh that keeps me and hold me back. Well I've freed myself finally.

As the saying goes, Its better to have loved and lost, rather than to have not loved at all.

What utter rubbish is that. THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I've heard.

I did experience the purest most primitive form of joy, better than picking some epic rare 0.001% drop from bosses, or reaching level 80, or getting As or those kinda rubbish.
But also the most heart-wrenching pain. No comparisions here.

Ok, thats it. This is the very last post on this matter. Sorry for all the angst, but I need to leave it behind, and just continue on my path. Whoo. Ok, level 3 here I come.

I'm not emo anyomre btw! Its jsut a post that has been waiting-in-line to be posted, and this is the time to finally end it all. yayness. Bye!

LOL HI.

I've uploaded the Maths rap I did with des and germ last year for some stupid IP project. GO LISTEN TO IT LOL. See the little play button at the right hand on top of the fish thingy? Ya go play it haha, sorry it looks abit noob but i cant be bothered doing a proper music player for just 1 "song" HAHA.

Listen to des and germ bored voice ahahaha. And the middle part cant be heard cuz its my voice and i kinda quick forwarded it so that it would sound like a chipmunk "supposed to be hip/funny like the akon loney song, but failed in both areas:P" Sorry, wont let you all hear the original version where i sung slowly and deeply with my low and sexy voice :O Anw, if you cant hear the lyrics of the song just look below, its a whole load of rubbish now that i think you it. How did i ever come up with such shit LOL. Super dumb when I'm was doing it, like log a A equal 1, log a 0 equals none~ and my mum was lol-ing at me when i was doing it.

And guess what! our song even made it to IP OPEN HOUSE HAHA. kktk da rapper is in da house! wass'up dawg? lulz.

What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?

Hey
Using Log we all can
Solve log problems by times, add, divide, subtract
In V14
Where I’m studying all my Logs at

What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?
I know all about Log

Solving Log problems its real easy cause of Log laws
Power, product, quotient, change of base, Log and the constant

What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?
What you know about Log?
I know all about Log

Log a base a equals one, Log 1 base a equals none
Log y base a to be defined, there are three requirements
y must be more than none
a must be more than none
a must not be a one
Or else it’s undefined
Starting with power law
Log x to r base a
Is r log x base a
For real numbers of r
Its time for product law
Log x y base a is
Log x base a and add
Log y base a’s easy
Proceed to quotient law
Log x slash y base a
Equals log x base a
Minus log y base a
Lastly the Change of base
Log b base c equals
Log b base c over
Log a base c its done

Using Log we all can
Solve log problems by times, add, divide, subtract
In V14
Where I’m studying all my Logs at

What you know about Log
What you know about Log
What you know about Log
I know all about Log
When you have a constant you change it~ to a log form
C equals to log a power k base a its easy
What you know about Log
What you know about Log
What you know about Log


On an entirely different topic, I must stop lying. And hiding my true emotions. But how can I? Its for the greater good.

ITS TOO EXPLICIT AHHH. CLOSE YOUR EYES KENNETH.

close your eyes to you.

I've heard many love songs this year, alot of them were intro-ed to me by various people. I'm thinking of making a pastiche video of all my favourite meaningful lyrics that I derived from the songs and link it together. Des and Germ LOL fail maths rap. Maybe I'll sing out the whole thing! It'll be pretty cool I think(lol kw will do his amitabah sign now).

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

I feel so untouched and I want you so much
That I just can't resist you, it's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now, need you so much
Somehow I can't forget you, I've gone crazy from the moment I met you

Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I'd do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse

Is that alright?
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright?
If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it
Is that alright?
Give my gun away when it's loaded
Is that alright
With you?

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks, no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
'Cause when a heart breaks, no it don't breakeven, even, no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and you're okay

I'm falling to pieces, yeah
I'm falling to pieces


Cuase If one day you wake up and find your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on our corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving

You're Beautiful
Untouched
9 Crimes(the teachers day dance song, love "is that allllrighhhhttt" and rayan does his dance solo LOL)
Break Even
The Man who cant be moved






Lulz I wasted 20 mins doing this.
"Omg wth kenneth?"
I already studied 2 hours for chem so shut up conscience LOL.
"dude go and study moar"
Yea whatever dude, I'm going, I'm going.

Anyway, I think that this would be a masterpiece! Muwahaha. Ok video editing time after promos to show my poweress. For those IP people who studied Lit/LA with me, try to find the underlying contextual meaning that me, the author, has placed in this text, I've left the goddamed clues inside so go find it yourself. FOR I AM GOD. At least in the author-god theory.
Btw pam, sorry for making you get caught by the lecturer LOL. He's seriously a bastard. 1st lecture so kaopei LOL. You watch out arh.
P.S I'm going to post up the maths rap I did with des and germ in IP maths project! when i figure out how to haha. OMG going to be so dam funny.

"Promos is in 25 days time!"
Oh Shut up.